Vomit

Calvin my little darling is such a picky eater as of late. So frustrating for me. Eating veggies for him is the worst thing I could ask him to do. I have tried everything from hiding them in his food (which he finds anyway) to supplementing his lack of veggies with v8 juice. I feel like a failure. So, the other night I made something new for dinner and he loved it. He ate every single bite! I have no idea what the difference was, but I was thrilled. All I asked of my little sweet pea was that he eat just ONE more carrot. Once he did he could have his beloved pudding cup that he had been whining for all day long. Seems easy enough right?
 He put the entire carrot in his mouth. Good start. He chewed it. Great! He kept chewing...and chewing...and chewing...you get the idea! 10 minutes later I told him to just spit it out; this was pretty ridiculous and disgusting. As I went to get a napkin for him to spit out the masticated carrot into, he hopped down from his stool to run away, laughing at how silly he was being. Doing so, he inhaled the carrot sludge in his mouth, and you can probably guess what happened next.
   First the carrot all came up. Then in a spectacular shower of vomit, the entire dinner that he had just eaten was spewed across my kitchen floor. It was a pretty impressive distance that he got, but it was totally not funny.
   He did not get his pudding cup.

My handsome guy after a needed morning bath

showing his muscles :)